im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.