Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My hand turned me down
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible