you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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