He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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