I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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