where am i from again
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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