It's Friday. Sex?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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