Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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