I'm drive I can fine osifer
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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