Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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