Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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