Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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