Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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