We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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