Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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