plz talk dirty to me
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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