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  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

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  (918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance http://tfl.nu/628h
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.

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  (815): It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve. http://tfl.nu/el01
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me

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  (440): Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me http://tfl.nu/mmr9
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  (212): View more from New York

  it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating

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  (212): it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating http://tfl.nu/p848
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  (510): View more from California

  I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.

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  (510): I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper. http://tfl.nu/fogv
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  (979): View more from Texas

  Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.

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  (979): Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life. http://tfl.nu/s5ox
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  (307): View more from Wyoming

  We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars

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  (307): We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars http://tfl.nu/sm85
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  (817): View more from Texas

  Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.

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  Oh yum

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  (817): Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck. (682): Oh yum http://tfl.nu/ssz6
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  (904): View more from Florida

  Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.

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  (904): Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire. http://tfl.nu/weew
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  (510): View more from California

  I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one

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  Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol

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  (510): I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one (916): Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol http://tfl.nu/xjbe
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  (775): View more from Nevada

  New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends

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  (775): New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends http://tfl.nu/xgyo
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  (864): View more from South Carolina

  He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.

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  (864): He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal. http://tfl.nu/lm83
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.

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  (815): also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up. http://tfl.nu/48dn
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  (607): View more from New York

  i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.

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  (607): i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day. http://tfl.nu/27ze
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  (308): View more from Nebraska

  The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad

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  (308): The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad http://tfl.nu/i740
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