Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..