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(703): View more from Virginia

Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone

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(847): View more from Illinois

For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.

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(317): View more from Indiana

We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write

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(925): View more from California

So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.

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(415): View more from California

Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.

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(310): View more from California

she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.

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(613): View more from Ontario

That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.

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(630): View more from Illinois

did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?

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