I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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