There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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