This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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