I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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