Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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