Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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