Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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