Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.

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(845): View more from New York

What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know

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(519): View more from Ontario

I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap

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(219): View more from Indiana

The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.

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(443): View more from Maryland

You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.

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