The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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