We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Randomize
