i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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