Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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