Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
