My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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