Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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