oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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