Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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