We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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