what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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