My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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