I'm gonna have a badass scar
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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