It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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