I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over