ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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