Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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