I heard we made out
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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