at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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