My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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