I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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