worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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