I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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