Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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