How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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