Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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