Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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