they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We left an ass print on the piano.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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