Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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