When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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