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ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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