i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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