walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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