That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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